This is The International Record Release

Its been awhile since the last post and Holy shit! We are getting so fucking famous. Just this morning I paid for a candy bar with a million dollar bill. We are rich! Rich, rich, rich! Lindsay, Paris and I all got arrested last night too. Don't worry, Britney bailed me out so I will be able to make the show tonight. Paris was going to drop me off at rehab this morning but she got a DUI on the way there, so whatever!
Anyway, I've go to sober up before the show tonight. Brangelina are in town and they are going to be here:

There's some paparazzi here so I gotta run... Ciao!



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